Friday, May 27, 2005

Forgive Me Father

Q. What do you call a sailor who's done horrible things?

A. Sinbad.

10 comments:

KL said...

Ha!ha! a funny one :)

Fikri said...

But of course :>

Eddie G. said...

Why did the chicken cross the road?















To get to the other side.














Why did the chicken cross again?














It was a double-crosser














Why did the chicken cross for the third time?














To get the New Straits Times














You don't get it?














Neither do I, I get The Star

Why did the chicken cross for the third time?

vava said...

=_=''...

Fikri, u need 2 re-new ur joke, i think I heard it last 2 months..

enn@j said...

Eddie G,

Q: why did the chicken crossed the road?

my answer: to get to the other side of the road

p/s: the question was a line my uni CF used to years ago for xmas in our posters, that's why it caught my eyes

Lord Darth Superratty said...

i am laughing so hard my breakfast is pouring out of my nose,mouth, ears, and ass all at the same time.

vava said...

ewwwwwwww...groooooooooossss
Get off my way!!!!

*that was meant 2 sound like a dumb blonde*

not william said...

couldnt he be a pirate?

Lord Darth Superratty said...

eva,

let me be nice and tell u that you don't sound like a dumb blonde, ok? don't be so silly.

you just sound dumb.

Fikri said...

Two lines, one weekend = 6 or 7 odd comments. Nice.

To Eddie:

To Eva: I wrote the joke during the Lame Ban, so I didn't put it up then. Only now do I think the time was appropriate for it. Makes a nice change, for without difference there is no meaning.

To enn@j: Err...OK.


To TMY: My lord (bows head)

To Billy Boy: Could be